AISubs v3.7
Hi, I'm Yumemoto.
And I'm Nishiki.
Welcome to "Hell's Kitchen". I'm Tetsuya.
In my favorite videos,
there's a series where I make the faces of anime characters into real people.
Apparently, it's made up of A.I.
You can easily make up the faces of people who don't exist in this world with A.I. online.
I'd like to give it a try.
This time,
I'll be giving you five questions.
We'll see who's closest to the A.I.
This is just a side note.
I'm just making things up.
I'm really just making things up.
[He's just making things up.]
You should've said that earlier!
- Don't just make things up. - I'm really just making things up.
But I don't think it's like "read my mind" or anything like that.
If that's the case,
how are we supposed to make things up?
I don't know how to do it yet.
- You're just making things up. - I'm just making things up.
- How do you make it up? - I don't know.
- Me neither. - Really?!
Isn't it better to just make things up?
I think you might have a better chance of winning.
Really?
You should've said that earlier!
Before you started talking.
[Who's closest to the A.I.?]
- Now, Ryo-san will give us four questions. - Okay.
We'll make a human out of those questions,
and we'll see who's closest to the A.I.
- Okay. - Can we start with the questions?
Okay!
Here's the first question.
- It's something you can imagine. - Yeah.
Masuda mercenary.
Huh?
- Who, who, who? Wait, Masuda mercenary? - Who?
- You imagined it with a name? History? - No, no.
- Masuda mercenary is... - Yes.
...a professional rugby player, Masuda Ryota's younger brother.
- Huh? - I don't know!
- It's easy for us to imagine, you know?
No, no, no. It's Masuda Ryota's younger brother.
It's easy to imagine!
Like, "Make me a Tanjiro," or "Oh, so that's how it's going to be."
- That's possible, right? - No, no, no.
- "Masuda mercenary." - No, no, no.
- How do you meet Masuda mercenary? - Okay, okay.
You call in Masuda's face and stuff.
If you try to act like a little kid, you might be able to do it.
And you don't even need your parents' picture.
So you go from Masuda's face to Masuda's mercenary's face...
- ...and then your younger brother's face. - Damn it!
I brought Masuda Ryota with me. Would you like to see him?
- Oh, really? Can I see him for a second? - Sure, go ahead.
- A little lower... - Oh, this is your older brother.
- That's right, this is my older brother. - My younger brother, Tsuteru.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- That was random.
- Can I ask you a few questions? - Oh, sure.
- A few questions. - Go ahead.
- How old are you? - I'm... 23 years old.
- Oh, you're young. - I'm still young.
- Your face is round. - My face is round, huh?
- Are you a virgin now? - I'm not a virgin.
- What kind of music do you like? - I usually listen to i-beats and stuff like that.
- What do you usually do for fun? - I like rugby.
- Wow! You do a lot of stuff! - Yeah.
- Let me tell you how similar I am to Ryota... - Oh, you want synchronicity? - Synchronicity...
- It's 60%. - Huh?
- 60%. - Oh, it was 60%. Perfect!
- I'm 172cm tall and weigh 83kg. - Wow! You're really strong.
- I can do it. - Yeah. - You can do it! You can do it! - Okay.
- Okay, let's start with the second question. It's a funny comedian. - Okay.
- His name is Chiba Stroganoff of Torio called Babylon. - Chiba Stroganoff...
- Chiba Stroganoff of Babylon? - Yeah.
- For now, I don't know who he is. I'm sorry. - Yeah.
- He wears a beanie. - Wow!
- According to Wikipedia, he is 180cm and weighs 105kg.
- Wow! He's big! - He's huge! - He's huge! - He's huge!
- His hobbies are tennis, cooking, playing pachinko, and watching dramas. - Wow!
- Wow! - Wow! - He's kind of... - He's kind of inconsistent! - Inconsistent!
- How old are you? - I'm 39 years old.
- Where do you belong? - I'm from Yoshimoto.
- I'm the same age as Shimofuri. - Wow!
- If you want to say he's kind or scary, I'd say he's scary. - He's a little scary.
- He's Stroganoff.
- Is there a song you'd rather sing than Stroganoff? - Is there a song you'd rather sing than Stroganoff?
- If you say that, would you say the truth? - No, I wouldn't say the truth.
- No, no, no. - Is it decided? - Everyone says "poiwa!" and it's over.
- The third question is for YouTubers. - Yeah.
- "Magical Girl" Pippu-chan. - Pippu-chan!
- She has a neutral appearance. - Yeah.
- Her hair is red. - Oh...
- Oh, no. The maid costume's bad luck is showing up.
- Roughly speaking, she has something like a visual system. - Yeah, yeah.
- She has piercings and chokers. - I can't imagine it at all.
- Her face is showing her tongue. - Like a punk.
- I wonder if she has eyes. - Can I ask a quick question?
- I'll ask a little bit. - Yeah, go ahead.
- Is her father big? - Wow...
- I can't judge from the picture. - You can't.
- It's connected to her face, right? - Yeah, it's connected to her face.
- I think it's about here. - I see.
- Pippo-kun, how old are you? - I'm 17 years old.
- Wow, you're young! What kind of videos do you post?
- My recent videos are...
- "Big Bang Theory" - "Piercing Chokers" - "Valentine's Day"
- Wow, that's a lot! - My hobbies are...
- Cosplay, illustration, manga, novel writing.
- I wonder if it's like that. - It's like that.
- I don't like giving up.
- Huh? Is it bad? Is it okay?
- I don't know if it'll show up in the video.
- That's about it, right? - Yeah, I think we got most of it.
- I don't have a memo, so... - Huh? - Do your best and memorize it, okay?
- No, I didn't memorize it. - It's over. - It's over.
- Why are we Vietnamese? - Why are we Vietnamese?
- Question number four! - Okay! There's more? - This is the final question, right? - Yes, yes.
- What is it? I'm really excited. - Okay, it's decided. - It's decided?
- Yamada Koroinvete. - Huh? Huh? Huh? - Huh?
- Japanese? - She's half Japanese and half Fijian.
- Fiji?! - Fiji?! - I don't know about Fiji.
- Is there a language that pronounces like that in this world? - There's barely any.
- But Yamada Koroinvete is in my head. - Huh? - Huh? - Huh?
- She's a hidden person. - I'm already dumbfounded.
- Is there a correct answer in the dorm? - There is a correct answer.
- You just have to say it, right? - Yes, and the person closest to it is correct.
- I think we need a lot of information for this. - Please ask me anything.
- Are you a man or a woman now? - I'm a man. - Are you wild? - No, I'm tough.
- Where do you live now? - I live in Kagawa now. - Kagawa... - What was there?
- My job is a soba shop. - Wow, you went to school! - Kagawa?! - My hobby is sewing.
- You're not sharp anymore. You're cold. - You're not a delicate Japanese person who just became tough in Fiji.
- I'm dark-skinned. - Dark-skinned?! - What about your hair? - My hair is distinctive. - Distinctive?!
- You don't have distinctive hair. - Maybe I do. - What's your favorite Japanese comedian? - Yoko Maki.
- How old are you? - I'm 32 years old. - What was your name? - I forgot! - Yamada... Yamada Columbus or something like that.
- No, no, no. Yamada Koroinbete. - Koroinbete?! - Oh, I forgot about you, Zem! - That's it for four questions.
- First question, Masuda Yohei. - Second question, Babylon Chiba Stolganoff. - Third question, magical girl Pip-chan.
- Fourth question, Yamada Koroinbete. - What kind of motivational speech should I do?
- I don't think you've done any of them well. - No, I haven't. - When you go home today, you should start making one first and let me know if you can do it. - If you think you can't do it, tell me.
- Okay, good luck! - Yes!
- Okay, so we're done with the production. - Yes.
- I sent you all the A.I. websites, but now that I've done it again, I don't think I can do it myself anymore. - Yeah, the A.I. stuff.
- I couldn't do stuff like "take this" or "go" so I made a "monster" this time. - Huh?
- Wait, you didn't say you didn't have a single A.I.? - I was so excited when you said "A.I." - Yeah, me too.
- And the moment you said "monster," I got pissed off. - Well, it's not like "monster" has a lot of freedom.
- Wait, is that expensive? - Yeah, it's expensive.
- But you could make something completely different. - Yeah.
- You could make something like "this is the guy." - Yeah, I could make something like that.
- Okay, shall we start? - Yes.
- The first one is "Masuda's younger brother." - Yes.
- We talked about a lot of things, right? - Yeah.
- But I can't remember any of it. - Me neither.
- I don't remember it either. - There's like 60 pages of "Masuda" in there, right?
- And it's like "he's a little nice." - Okay, shall we start?
- Yes. - This is "Masuda's younger brother," which I made.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's good! - I can feel "Masuda" 60%.
- It's exactly "Masuda" 60%, right? - Yeah.
- I made "Masuda" and made it look like "he's a little nice." - Yeah.
- And I think his hairstyle is like "rugby," so I think it's about this much.
- Wow, you're delicate. - Yes.
- So, this is "Masuda's younger brother," which I made. - Yes.
- And among me, there was something that made me feel like I went back to my ancestors. - The second one!
- It wasn't the first one, but I made a normal person. - No, you didn't!
- You didn't make a normal person this time! - I didn't make a normal person.
- I made him look cool. - Okay.
- This is "Masuda's younger brother," which I made. - Wow!
- Huh?! - Wait, "Masuda" 60%?!
- Who is this?! - Who is this?!
- Wait! - Who is this?!
- So, "Masuda's younger brother" probably has "Brazilian blood" in it. - Why did you make it like that?!
- It's a little Brazilian-like, right? - Wait, "Masuda's younger brother" is too weird, you know?
- Yes. - For me, it's the opposite of "Tetsuya."
- "Shibayuushi Shibata Naoki," "oheyosu Tetsuya," and "oheyosu Yoshi Haruhi," - Wow!
- which are a little more mature. - Okay.
- "Masuda's younger brother" is being bullied too much, and "Shibayuushi Shibata Naoki" is becoming "Fukujuu no Seishin." - "Shibayuushi Shibata Naoki" and "oheyosu Tetsuya" are becoming "Fukujuu no Seishin."
- I see. - Here it is!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Isn't it similar to "Tetsuya"?
- The current trend is "Masuda" 60% or so. - Yeah, yeah.
- It's pretty... - Wow, I see.
- It's pretty mature. - Yeah, it's surprisingly mature.
- Now, which one is closer, "me" or "Masuda"? - Wow, I see!
- I know who it is! - I know who it is!
- It's you! - It's you!
- It's not you! - It's you! It's you!
- I'll announce the correct answer! - Okay!
- The correct answer for "Masuda's younger brother" is... - This one!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're going to eat my mouth! - Wait, what? What?
- You said it was round! - This is the roundest one.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Who is this? - This is "Masuda's younger brother."
- Are you kidding me? - It's true!
- I thought you'd send me two cards, but it's only this and this.
- Two cards... - Put it on your card.
- Looking at various elements, it's a good decision which one is closest in the end.
- Okay, it's decided! - First round, "Masuda's younger brother" wins...
- Okay! - Alright!
- Thank you! - Well, it's close, but...
- Well, yeah... - It's not that similar...
- If you look at it differently, it's pretty similar. - Wait, this person...
- No, but this person is the closest. - It's really... No, I'm serious!
- You're kidding me! - If I'm first and you're second...
- Well, this person is third and I'm fourth. - Oh, well, well, well...
- That's how it is, younger brothers. - It's about this close, right?
- Yes. - Next up...
- Second round is "Babylon's Chivastro Ganoc," right? - Yeah.
- I think you can tell the difference. - No, well...
- This show is weird, you know... - Yeah.
- It's like "Kassoro" until "Fuzake-ni Hairu"... - Yeah.
- From here on, it's all about making faces. - Yeah, it's all about making faces.
- It's not about flying on a plane... - Yeah, yeah.
- It's like a helicopter... - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- You said a lot of elements, so you're first and second... - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- There were a lot of hints, but... - Yeah.
- There were just a little bit of elements. - It's true what you're saying now, but...
- But it has nothing to do with elements. - I don't know, but I've heard a lot of music you like.
- It has nothing to do with it. - It's not like you're saying it, but it has nothing to do with it.
- Well, at least you gave me a stroganoff feeling. - Yeah, yeah.
- That's important, so I'll go with "mushi-sakura" too. - Yeah.
- You said it was funny and cute. - Yeah.
- Oh! - Oh!
- So this is what white is about! - That's right.
- Ah, I see! This is funny, how you capture it. - Yeah.
- Like, after seeing this, I don't know if I can accept the truth or not... - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Can you admit it? - I'm sorry, but for me, I'll go with this.
- Well, I remember it as an "entertainer" element, so... - No, that's too little of an element.
- I told you, I said it a lot! I said it a lot! - No, so put it in your memo, that last one!
- Well, as an "entertainer" element, I think it's "fierce" elements, so... - Yeah.
- Well, I'll go with this "fierce old man" element. - Yeah.
- Whoa! - That's too little of an element!
- Your lips... you're wearing makeup, right? - Yeah, I'm wearing makeup.
- I always say "wanzai" or something like that in this outfit. - I see.
- No, that's too little of an element. You're an elementary school student. - No, I'm not!
- You're a Japanese-born comedian. - I'm pure Japanese.
- Your teeth... you're wearing makeup, right? - Yeah, I'm wearing makeup.
- You're wearing makeup, right?! - No, I'm not!
- What are you trying to say, "ancestors"? - No, I'm not!
- Well, can I... - Yeah. - Can I use my "chipastro" now?
- Here it is! - Oh!
- It looks like "Takenaka Naoto-san". - Yeah, it does.
- I think the skull is here. - Oh, it's a big skull.
- I think it's here. - You're making me laugh.
- I think it's his hair. - Yeah, I don't think he has hair.
- Okay, I'll give you the correct answer. - Just say it.
- The correct "chipastro" is this! - Who is this guy?
- Yes, he's a fake. - Excuse me, but who is this?
- No, no, it's rude! - This is different, too.
- Even if it's not "chipastro", who is it closest to?
- Who is it closest to? Just say it. - Seriously?
- Which one? - Even if it's "chipastro"...
- The winner of the second round is...
- "Takenaka Naoto-san"! - No way!
- What's your point of view? - His hair is there, right? His hair watch.
- Well, that's important, right?
The third round is "magical girl" "pipcha".
This is not about the face, but about makeup and so on, so I think it's important to know what kind of makeup you're wearing and what kind of hair you're wearing than what you originally have.
That's pretty close, isn't it?
Well, it's unique.
So, Tetsuya, please.
Yes, here we go.
This is the "magical girl" "pipcha" I made.
Oh!
Well, I think it's a pink-haired short-haired woman with bright colors.
I thought it was over, but I thought it was "heraiser".
Oh, I thought you were going to say it.
It's over.
I thought you were going to say it in the video.
I think it's okay to say "magical girl" "pipcha", so I think it's not that strange.
No, it's a little different.
What?
It's a "v" shape.
This hairstyle is absolutely not.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is it.
Oh, it's short!
Oh, it's pretty...
The "magical girl" feeling is pretty thin.
No, I think it's either "magical girl" or "mayakashi".
Either way, it's closer to "v".
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little black around the eyes.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red hair and berry short hair.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
I see.
It's a pretty narrow choice.
No, it's this person.
Oh, me?
It's me.
It's you, isn't it?
Let's show it to me.
Yes, this is the "pipcha" I made.
pipcha
You're welcome.
aterike and
Why do you have a mustache?
By the way, the position of your hair is amazing.
Are you serious?
Then I will announce the correct answer.
Yes.
The correct answer is...
Here it is!
Oh, I know!
What?
See? See?
But look at me!
See? Makeup, makeup, makeup.
No, no, no.
I know, I know, I know.
tamashiro musashi sanma tanbutsu
You can break your hair, can't you?
Wow!
musashi sanma tanbutsu
Damn it!
What is it?
Wow!
It's a little unfair, isn't it?
The one who avoided it is the loser of us.
And the one who found my mustache is the loser of me.
But you're losing anyway.
It doesn't matter.
We're all the same?
Yes, we are.
It's the final round.
I'm confident in my mustache.
Because you don't have it.
Yes, I don't have it.
That's why I like it the most.
I have a mustache like this.
But think about it realistically.
There's no way you have a weird mustache.
It's definitely Kagawa's soba restaurant.
I'm sure of it.
It's also popular in the city.
It's perfect.
The more I look at it, the more I think it's correct.
It's very unrealistic.
It's unrealistic.
We're all confident in it.
I'm worried about the rating criteria.
I want to be laughed at by the funniest guy.
No, you're not funny.
Please pick me.
The one who is closest to my mustache is correct.
Who will go first?
I have a bad impression of you.
May I go first?
Yes.
You're easygoing.
You're serious about your job.
You only say, "Yes, I'd like a soba, please."
You're stubborn.
You're a chef.
You're not a cook.
You're not wearing makeup.
I don't think you have a mustache.
All right, I'll go first.
I think you're popular in the city.
You don't have a good impression of me.
I have a good impression of you!
You helped me a lot.
You don't even look at me like that.
You're very kind.
Don't pretend to be me.
I'm only in Koroinberi.
I'm a Japanese and Fijian couple.
Here you are!
What's up with this guy's soba?
He's a popular guy!
His face is like this, but when he talks, he's so kind and easy to get along with.
That's why he's so popular.
Everyone is like that!
You're overdoing it.
Your eyes are too blue.
Your eyes are blue!
Why are you so passionate about harp?
I see.
In Columbia, just saying "popular guy" in the city...
You guys are only popular guys!
Your name and harp...
Popular guy = funny face?
That's not what you think!
He's someone you can talk to anywhere and anytime.
That's not possible!
That's why I like him.
I like you.
What?!
Hey, where did you get that idea from?
Why do you keep licking your lips?
Is it only you, Pip-chan?
No, it's true!
It's only you, Pip-chan.
One soba, please.
When you say it out loud like this...
One soba, please.
It's good.
It's really good.
And?
One tsukimi soba, please.
It's popular, right?
It's popular now, right?
No, no...
I don't know what "tsukimi soba" is.
What's this?
Tsukimi soba!
You...
What are you doing?
What are you doing here?
I see.
I had the answer in me.
It was decided the moment I saw it.
The 4th round...
In Yamada Korainbe...
It's this person!
Yes! It's Korainbe!
It's you, Korainbe!
It's me, Korainbe!
Hahahahaha!
What a stupid plan!
No one will agree with such a plan!
It's me, Yamada Korainbe!
No one will agree with such a plan!
Our eyes are different, but our beard and hair...
Our hair was like that.
Oh!
There aren't many chefs who grow their beard so fast!
Why can't we accept such a defect?
That's a little...
What do you mean?
It's not like that! I ate too much soba and threw up.
There's no chef like you who doesn't make sense!
It was a great plan!
If it was a plan to play with a mohan's character data,
there must have been someone involved!
And it's too late!
It's changed since it passed!
I don't know if I should close my eyes...
Yes, you should.
Please close your eyes, Mr. Korainbe.
See you tomorrow...